Sunday, May 6, 2012

FRANCE - MAY 6, 2012



The weather in March was amazing with sunny skies and temperatures in the high teens, low twenties…perfect for cycling. Dawn tried to bike but her shoulder continued to cause her pain. So her doctor here decided to have X-rays and ultrasound done. And now it’s confirmed that when she fell, twice, in Paris riding a Segway, she broke, twice, her left collarbone. All she can do now is to continue to let it heal.

You may recall that in the blog of March 1 we described being “held up” by an uncooperative barrier at a toll booth on a road in Portugal. The end result was that they would send us a cheque for 20 Euros. Got a very official letter March 28 from Portugal informing us that… “After a thorough analysis of the situation, it was possible to confirm…”. Thorough?!?  Analysis?!?  For 17.85 Euros?!? (Did we not mention it was not going to be 20 Euros as originally stated?) And governments around the world wonder why their administration costs are killing them. Well wonder not! So now they want our banking information to transfer said 17.85 Euros. This is where humour comes in…Don’t leave home without it!! By the way…the letter was sent ‘Air Mail Priority’. As we said the last time...stay tuned.

It wasn’t April Fool’s Day…but close. April 2nd was a vehicle day. First, as we were driving behind a large farm tractor with a wide apparatus on the back, a car coming in the other direction had its driver’s rear-view mirror smashed off with a terrific bang as the farming equipment swayed back and forth on soft tires. Then, our little blue car with licence plate numbers ending in “EH” (totally appropriate for a Canadian) had a fit with the engine reving beyond control, losing water and emitting enough blue smoke to hid us from astonished onlookers.

The couple who we travelled through the Balkans with purchased a rental house and needed help for work to do both inside and out. A number of their friends “volunteered” (at gun-point) and got the job done. As a thanks Daniel and Jojo threw a dinner at their house for their helpers, us included, which lasted four hours. This constituted one hour of eating and three hours of drinking…the usual, acceptable and appropriate ratio in France.

The last half of March was June-like weather with 20C+ temperatures with cloudless skies. April was different with 12C temps and showers. Cycling went from lots to barely any. And even then, in between showers or hail storms.

The coolness of the April showers was cut through by an amazing dinner at friends, he the son of our landlord, she a Thai girl with cooking skills “par excellence”. Never had we eaten so well “a la” Thai. I told her that should she get sick of her husband, she should let me know. That’s when he stopped pouring me any more wine!

But the best entertainment in France in April was the presidential elections. And just like all the other countries around the world going through elections since the beginning of the economic crisis, totally dysfunctional. The French have a particular dislike though of …well…practically everything when they personally aren’t doing well. Blaming the other guy is just what you do here after you’ve had your seventh glass of wine before noon.

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April 30, 2012 we found out an amazing friend of ours passed away that morning in Vernon, BC. John Hunter was a class act, a good friend and someone we will terribly miss. A Scot, an Oatmeal Savage he called himself, with a sense of humour and memory for jokes that made his home-made wine go down smooth as silk. He was the funniest man we’ve ever known with a heart as big as all outdoors. John made the sky brighter and the sun warmer. He took us under his wing when we needed it. He and his wife were simple, honest people who loved to party and laugh…and were just plain great fun to be with. If we needed a spirit pick-me-up, we didn’t take a pill…we spent time with John and Margaret. We feel deep gratitude for their presence in our life and for the enrichment they both brought us. We miss them both. But we will forever remember laughing at some of the shenanigans we got ourselves into together. We will continue to laugh with them forever.

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Spring in France just may be the most beautiful season especially in this part of the country with new crops coming forth. One of the brightest is the canola crop…one of the prettiest and brightest yellow you can imagine especially beside the green of the young grain shoots.

And now for something totally different (sort of). For those of you who have read this blog from the beginning and have read the one from our year in France/Europe in 2005/2006, you will know that one of the characteristics of France is that everything seems to have a title, an order, an organization to distinguish it from something else. As a result someone is the president, director, chairperson of said title, order, or organization. Today the national news interviewed someone of great importance to do with…well…actually…we just can’t remember. Especially after we saw the person’s title… “Director of the World’s Navel”. For those of us who think of ourselves as important, this shows that given the right circumstances, we can always find someone even more elevated. Sorry…no picture available or even permitted for this one. Another glass of wine please!

An illness in our family in France means we’ll be changing our plans. We’ll be leaving earlier up to Denmark, Norway and Sweden, and coming back much sooner, around June 13. Hungary, Czech and Slovakia will have to wait. Poland is still the plan as we need to be near Warsaw July 12-14.