Friday, December 31, 2010

FOUNTAIN HILLS, ARIZONA

FOUNTAIN HILLS, ARIZONA
Jan.1, 2011


So let us describe Fountain Hills, Arizona. It’s about 20 km east of Scottsdale/Phoenix
and linked to that major city with a four lane road which takes you past the Mayo Clinic, a highly regarded medical center in the US. A relatively new town, Fountain Hills is spread out over many hills and valleys covering a large area. The permanent population is some 25,000 but feels much smaller because of the way much of it is hidden with the hills. The main streets are all four lane with extremely wide cycling paths on both sides. The name of the town comes from the fountain in the center of a man-made lake which once an hour shoots up to be, so claimed, the fourth highest fountain in the world. The “hills” part of Fountain Hills comes from, well…all the hills in the area. The weather is normally very warm, about 18C in December, but not so this year. The mountains around us got a dusting of snow last night and a bitter wind is as biting as any in Canada. The town is at some 500 meters elevation.


And what’s the deal with this horse called “Maytag Mathilda”???

Fountain Hills has a wide street called “Avenue of the Fountains” which looks straight at the man-made lake and the big fountain. Every year the street is lighted up with Christmas decorations and what seems like the whole town shows up while the local stores offer free food and wine. We didn’t eat much. Man-made snow was brought in for
the kids. Dawn found herself a new beau though his tights could be changed! Check out the picture.

While there we ran into our neighbours in the next condo, people from Wisconsin. He offered me a candy bar. I took it. I brought it home. I ate it. I placed the empty wrapper on his door handle. The next morning there was another candy bar. “Hmmm…this could be productive.” I thought. At which point an empty bottle of wine was placed by his door. And voila…like magic, a full bottle of wine appeared by our door! Maybe next time we’ll put our empty check book by their door. Or maybe even our car! To say the
least we’ve had lots of laughs with Roger and Rose, two really nice, down-to-earth good people and more than a few bottles of wine have been consumed. Bummer!! So far it has escalated into a card from them with our rebuttal. Oh, where will this all lead!?

Part of the reason for this town being so quiet is that there are few stores though there are three large grocery chains here. Other major purchasing runs can be made in the Phoenix area with everything there if you want to wear out your credit card. We try on stay in the Scottsdale area simply because it is closer, is easy to get around and it’s a very nice area.

The city has been hit hard by the recession. Housing is incredibly low in price with a huge number of places on the market. We’re also seeing lots of vehicles with hardware store “For Sale” signs in the window. That may not be that uncommon though when you see higher end cars such as Mercedes and Jaguars being put up for sale in that manner, you just know things are not great. Want a motorhome? Take your pick…at rock-bottom prices.

The area has no forests but zillions of cacti of all shapes and sizes remind you of where you are. Many of the tall cacti, the saguaros, have arms growing upwards which makes them look to be waving as you go by. Out of friendliness, we wave back. They look friendly enough to hug but we’ve been advised against it. Not far from where we are the land goes up to 2200 meters and, with the storm that just went through, saw lots of snow, closed roads and loads of accidents on the ones that were open. It is warm enough year round that there is a large commercial orange grove only 8 km outside of town. In town itself, some have producing olive trees on their property.

Thanks to Dawn’s hard work, we are in a comfortable two bedroom condo in a quiet area, although nowhere in Fountain Hills is it noisy partly because the traffic is so light.

This is a town and area for road cyclists. Not much is flat. Dawn is getting some riding in while I’m roaring around with my road bike over all these hills. One hill on the edge of town is 18% and is guaranteed to give you a stroke, make you cry or cause you to fall over cause you just ain’t pedaling fast enough!! And coming back down? Well…just don’t fall. But cycling is one of the main reasons we came here so that is certainly working out well. And did we mention the cheap wine??


We’ve also met another couple, Bill and Anna, in their 70’s who roar around town in a 1970 built, 1937 replica BMW motorcycle complete with sidecar for her. He heard about this rig, sent his money and waited. His friends told him he would never see the motorcycle or his cash again. Why? Because he bought it sight unseen from an individual in China…over the internet! Can you say “scam”? But lo and behold…the thing appeared…spotless. Being a retired fireman from New York City, you would think he would have been a touch more sceptical. He’s glad he wasn’t.

So far we’ve been on the road since mid-June and this is the first, but not last, New Year crossed. To all out friends and family, we wish everyone a

Very Happy New Year!

And to do that…just keep smiling.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

To Arizona

TO ARIZONA
December 4, 2010


On our way through Vernon, B.C. a bad thing and a good thing happened. We got a sizeable stone in the windshield from the gravel laid on the roads after the winter storm which meant we had to stop in Kelowna for repairs. Turned out to be quick and inexpensive. The other thing that happened in Vernon was that we stopped in a store to pick up a few things. While there we bumped into people we hadn’t seen in twenty years from when we had lived in Vernon in the late 80s and early 90s. We often thought of them as Dan had worked with him and both are great people. Coffee ensued with an exchange of information and off we were laughing that those two friends could only be the ones we would encounter outside a toilet!

The drive through Washington was good until just before Moses Lake where a large storm hit the western US. Heavy snows and strong winds forced us to stop there. We were stranded the next day as well. Even the snowploughs were going off the road! When we did leave the temperature was -25C (the car did not start easily) and never got above -13C all day! Temps continued cold through Idaho (-18C) with icy roads. The weather was not helping a bad cold that Dawn had caught somewhere (we decided to blame our refound friends in Vernon). The roads improved as we approached Salt Lake City, Utah though the traffic was very heavy during the Thanksgiving weekend. The traffic speed was over 120 km per hour when suddenly the entire three lane highway came to a screaming halt. Just ahead three cars had collided which forced us all to jam on the brakes while hoping not to be rear-ended!



Utah is very arid but beautiful. Utah also has some of the most incredible scenery in world famous national parks. We detoured to visit Bryce and later Zion. Both are the result of erosion but are totally different. You look down on Bryce’s cones and steeples while you look up at Zion’s wildly colourful cliffs. Of all the natural beauty we have seen around the world, Zion may just be the most amazing. We certainly plan to spend more time in both these parks in the future. One thing that surprised us was the crush or tourists in Zion. Every turnoff, every parking area, every road was jammed. And that was the end of November. The road itself needs some care to drive being narrow, very crooked with severe drop-offs.

Then it was off to the Grand Canyon. It is as majestic as you’ve ever heard with a massive depth and width and unbelievable erosion. The Colorado River looks very small in the bottom. As impressive as the Grand canyon is from above, it may be best seen and experienced from the bottom. Finally though, the temps were nice. Though windy, +7C was in the right direction! We tried to push it through to Fountain Hills but made it as far as Sedona, about 2 hours north of Phoenix. It is a full-on tourist town with scenery to match.

The next day…ah…Fountain Hills with sunny skies and temps ranging from 18C to 25C. Hotel for two days until we could get into the condo we rented for the winter. Fountain Hills is some 20 km east of Phoenix/Scottsdale. A relatively new town of about 25,000 people with probably half being snowbirds in the winter months. It’s in the desert with dryness, cactuses of all kinds, palm trees, newer homes, rattlesnakes and a type of wild pig called Javelinas (pronounced ‘Havelinas’) which showed up just below our balcony the first evening we were in the condo. We saluted them with our glass of wine already in hand!

The road biking has already started. The off-road biking has to wait until we have our mountain bike tires “slimed”, a process using a new bead on the tire rim and a liquid to seal any small hole. The reason to do this here? Cactus needles are everywhere off-road and will flatten you in…well…no time flat.


We were posed an interesting question by our real estate/insurance contact here. One of the questions on a questionnaire was whether we had ever been arrested or had a criminal record. Before we could answer she asked if that was the reason why we were travelling so much and didn’t have a permanent home. We must have given the right answer cause no one has come to the door yet. Which, by the way, is something you prefer not to happen here. The local sheriff has a reputation for making his convicts stay in tents (remember it gets screaming hot here in the summer) and…wait for it…makes them wear pink shorts!

‘Nuff said.